It was a
story she told me once, after she had said she was being especially nice to
Molly, her dog.
Why?
Well, she
had scolded Molly unknowingly the day before.
Explanation?
“Well, I
got up as I always do and set about the morning chores. Fed the cats, put wood
in the stove, made the bed. Put Molly out to eat and do her business. Turned on
the radio, and started to make breakfast. Well, the news was just dreadful that
day. And that damn Bush was trying to justify his invasion of Iraq! When I
think of the sympathy and good will of the entire world after September 11 and
then he has to go and squander it all and invade a foreign country under the
flimsiest of excuses! And the more he spoke, the madder I got. And then he got
stuck in one his sentences and couldn’t get out of it! Damn it! Well, I was
pretty steamed up, and went stomping around the house….”
“So what’s
that got to do with the dog?”
“Well, I
went to let the dog in, and she wasn’t in sight. Then I saw her, crouching
under the porch. So I stormed over there and demanded ‘WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!’ And
she just whimpered. So I looked around. No trash anywhere, so she hadn’t gotten
into that. No smell, so she hadn’t rolled in anything. Just stood there with
her tail between her legs, looking at me with those brown eyes….”
“Right…and?”
“Well, I
realized then. I…um…had been
talking to George Bush….”
Those who
knew her will understand. She could get up a head of steam.
And so can
I. Rather, so did I.
Why?
Mitt Romney
said yesterday that he had never paid less than 13% in taxes.
WHAT!
Here’s what
I said:
YOU’RE AN
ASSHOLE AND YOU HAVE JUST LOST THE ELECTION AND I AM DAMNED MAD AND DAMNED
GLAD. I MADE 35, 000$ DOLLARS LAST YEAR AND I PAID 14 PERCENT ON IT! AND YOU
HAVE THE FUCKING GALL TO TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT YOU PAY THAT MISERLY 13
PERCENT ON YOUR FUCKING QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS!
And then…
YOU KNOW,
MY FATHER WAS A REPUBLICAN, BUT HE WASN’T ANYTHING LIKE THE KIND OF SLEAZEBAG
YOU ARE! HE BELIEVED IN SMALL GOVERNMENT AND FISCAL PRUDENCE AND THE PRIVATE
SECTOR AND PAY-AS-YOU-GO AND DON’T SPEND MONEY YOU DON’T HAVE. RIGHT! SO DO
I!
Cat looks
up, interested…
AND THAT’S
THE WAY I RAN MY LIFE WHEN I HAD A LIFE AND HAD A JOB AND GOT UP EVERY FUCKING
MORNING AT 5 AM AND WENT TO WORK. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, MITT! MY FATHER WOULD BE
ASHAMED OF A PARTY OF RICH JERKS WHO ARE FILLED WITH HATE FOR ANYBODY LIKE THE
HUNDREDS OF IMMIGRANT KIDS WHO ARE FILLING CHURCHES IN LOWER MANHATTAN TO APPLY
FOR LEGAL STATUS AND MAKE A BETTER LIFE FOR THEMSELVES. WHO DEREGULATED THE
BANKING INDUSTRY SO THEY COULD MAKE MONEY FOR THEMSELVES AND THEN THREW US INTO
A DEPRESSION, WHICH PARTLY COST ME MY JOB! WHO CAN’T STAND A BLACK GUY IN THE
WHITE HOUSE! SHAME ON YOU!
Storm into
the kitchen, cat follows!
I could go
on but…look, you get my drift.
I’m better
today. I took my rain walk, and sure enough, sought refuge under one of the
balconies when the predicted downpour arrived. I listened to Haydn. And then I
channeled Jack.
Where’s the
press?
With about
three keystrokes, I figured out the federal tax rate in 2011 for a guy making
35,000 bucks a year.
15%.
What part
of this don’t people get? Don’t people know how much they pay in taxes?
“I’m not paying
anything this year,” my students would say in relief on April 15.
Wrong—you’ve
been paying through the nose all year. You just aren’t gonna get slugged extra.
So what am
I gonna do?
Or what are
we gonna do?
Here’s my
plan. Dig out your tax forms for the year 2011. Redact them—you don’t want
those jerks playing around with you social security number. And when Mitt comes
to town? Go to the rally wearing a big placard, with your annual salary and
your tax rate written on it.
And wave
your tax returns at him. Let him take a look at what real people are paying.
Oh, and
Mitt?
Go to your
room. Don’t come out until you’re
ready to say you’re sorry!
Romney pays taxes on investments, not income, and the amount he pays is the legal amount allowed. Since you are all hot and bothered about the taxes that rich people pay, why are you only criticzing Romney? Where is your anaysis of taxes paid by rich DEMOCRATS such as John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, etc.?
ReplyDeleteIf Romney had not paid the taxes that he legally owed, doesn't it seem likely that the IRS would be investigating him?
First my apologizes--I certainly was intemperate. And I absolutely agree that former Governor Romney has paid all the taxes he legally is required to. If only everybody else would!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the US Congress has become a rich people's club. The first need of any politician, as a friend used to say, is to get re-eclected. And that means money.
To the average Joe, a buck is a buck. Who cares if it's earned by digging ditches or investment? On the bus today--with a lot of average Joes--I tried to think of a good reason to tax investment income less that earned income. The only reason that I can see is that, of course, invested income spurs the economy--something badly needed.
My worry is that the increasing gap between rich and poor is tearing apart a once great nation. My question would be is the playing field level, and do we all know the rules of the game? And of course, which of the candidates has the greatest chance of creating that level playing field?
Thanks for reading and commenting, Anonymous!