I
must admit that I have no clue what AC/DC is or was, but I do love this! And
the guys are SOOOO good-looking!
Well,
they start out good-looking; they later become bestial, as does the music. But
I had seen the video two days before I read the comment, since I was one of
nine million to view on YouTube, and Raf was one of twelve million. And my feeling?
Complete
repulsion!
I
think back to two classical singers, Ian Bostridge and Joyce DiDonato. Ladies first, and here’s
what she’s said:
“Stop
apologising, stop trying to sell our music by dumbing it down. Sell opera on
the basis that it is like nothing else on the planet, not on the basis that
it’s superficially cool and hip – that is so phoney.”
“Recently
I performed at the Grammy awards.
I felt like a fish out of water surrounded by all these rock and jazz musicians
in a huge conference hall environment. But I sang the second half of Cenerentola’s rondo, and it seemed to
go down very well.”
“What
really moved me was an African-American girl who might have been 15. She came
running up to find me afterwards and said ‘I don’t know what you call that sort
of singing, but it was the most wonderful thing I have ever heard. Where can I
find more of it?’ If we do our job properly, people will listen and get it. You
see, great music just works.”
Spot on,
Madame DiDonato! And you know, we could make a whole new generation of opera
fans in a couple of weeks, if we wanted to. Because on April 5, the Metropolitan Opera
is broadcasting La
bohème in movie
theaters across the world. Raf and I will go, Kleenex box between us, and guess
what? We will be one of about six people who are not using wheelchairs,
walkers, or canes. In fact, if you piled up all the implements, it would look
like that scene at Lourdes—the cured having thrown away all their crutches….
We will
take—if she consents, and that’s a heavy “if”—Naïa, the twelve-year old
daughter of the owner of the café. Why? Well, it seems like an appropriate
uncle-like thing to do. As well, is there any adolescent girl who can resist La
bohème? The music is
ravishing, the story is wrenching, the setting is magical. Face it, the opera
is one glorious, extended working-out of every adolescent girl’s most basic
fantasy.
So in one
afternoon—assuming that we could get every teenage girl into the movie
theaters—we could have a vigorous, passionate new generation of opera lovers,
who would desert Lady Gaga
and flock to Joyce DiDonato, making her a mega-superstar earning gazillions of
dollars per concert. And you know what? She’ll behave herself—because she’s a
nice lady from Kansas who works hard, to the point of breaking her leg in a
performance at Covent
Garden, and continuing the rest of the performance on crutches. She later
did the performances in a wheelchair. Brace yourselves for a shock,
soon-to-be-astonished Readers…
…the
British love her!
And
speaking of the British, what did Ian Bostridge have to say about pop music?
Well, here’s
a copy / paste from The Guardian,
which refers to his…:
"…somewhat
bizarre animus" towards pop music and his objection to the "huge
social and corporate investment in continuing to believe that rock music is
countercultural and on the side of the angels, while the serious music of the
past is stuffy and class-bound."
Yeah?
Somewhat bizarre? Bostridge, in the first place, has a PhD in History from
Oxford. In the second place, he has spent years of his life perfecting an art
that has been handed down scrupulously and lovingly for decades, if not
centuries. In short, this guy is serious. And guess what? He’s a second-class citizen,
musically-speaking—nor is that bad enough. Because he now has to be a
second-class citizen who also is a snob, and has to feel guilty about
it. Oh, and look on as other performers—note the avoidance of the word
“musicians”—with little talent or education are venerated as “cool.’ In short,
he gets his face ground in the dirt and then has to apologize for it.
We
classical musicians have a role in this, if we’re going to be honest. We need
to move music out of the concert halls and back into the cafes, the bars, the
street corners. We need to talk to our audiences, communicate our passion with
them, all the while taking seriously what we do.
That would
imply a respect for the people who hear our music. A respect, by the way, that
I didn’t feel in the AC/DC clip. In fact, I was affronted:
“It was
rank anti-intellectualism,” I told Naïa, the girl who may or may not be
converted to opera.
“What does
that mean,” asked Naïa. I forget sometimes that she’s just 12. So her tutor
explained it: it’s the difference between a gourmet meal versus fast food.
That
metaphor goes part of the way, but not all. And just now, I re-watched another video that has 12 million hits—The Piano Guys doing
“The Cello Song.” Would I have the same reaction as I did to the AC/DC?
Yes, though
to a lesser extent. I could have included it in this post, but why? Why not
include a piece of music that is just as virtuosic, just as vibrant, just as
beautiful—no, sorry…
…way more
beautiful.
Thunderstruck or AC/DC or whatever it is will fade
into the dust; Ginastera
will last as long as anyone is around to listen….
